does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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