she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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