Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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