yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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