: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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