talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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