I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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