Whod you bang
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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