Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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