i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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