She announced her abortion via fbk
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I checked into jail on foursquare
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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