I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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