Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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