she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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