i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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