Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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