Betty ford says i'm here all night
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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