I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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