She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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