First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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