i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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