jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Someone shattered a urinal.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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