He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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