chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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