So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
this will be a night to untag.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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