The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
