i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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