HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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