I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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