That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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