This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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