Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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