I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
And then my night got REAL pukey
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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