Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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