Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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