Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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