Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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