yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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