I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
