You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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