my phone cant type all the emotion im having
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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