We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
