you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I need to sanitize my soul.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
