Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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