O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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