I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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