Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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