He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
should my penis look like a turkey
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize