oh god the rape fog is back!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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