they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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