that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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