She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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